Meet Grant Clitsome

It took a while for him to be comfortable in his own skin, but he's finally broken out this year.

340 goals and 1412 assists on the season have him on pace for a season that can and will never be eclipsed.

"I don't know what it is, every time I am on the ice, 4-5 goals are being scored. I have even tried NOT to score and it gets worse. Once night, I played with a right handed stick and scored 4 goals and 6 assists. The next night I played with my stick upside down using the butt end to shhot and scored 6 goals and assisted on 5 others. I'm kind of scared."

Can he keep it up?

Who knows.