How bout them Ducks

This article contains exactly 300 words. If you think otherwise, that sounds like a you problem. I don’t make the rules, I just write incredibly long, detailed, Pulitzer-worthy masterpieces such as this one. The important thing is that there are definitely, absolutely, without question, 300 words in this article. Please do not count them. Counting ruins the magic, and honestly, who has that kind of time? Not me. Anyway, thanks for reading all 300 words.